The Drive By Fishing Report

For the average fishermen, the urge to go fishing isinformation and came away with that "I should have
usually proceeded by the time honored ritual ofbeen here yesterday" feeling.
checking out THE FISHING REPORT.For my inspiration to head off to the river, I need
Most rivers and lakes in traditional "fish bearing" areas,only get my fishing reports from the "drive by fishing
appear to have some sort of guru who compiles dailyreport"???
catch and success rates of the men and womenLet me explain.
who toil the waters casting and trolling for fish.I was tooling along the boardwalk of the main drag in
In most cases it is a local newspaper columnist ORmy hometown of Jacksonville Oregon the other
river guide turned columnist who reports or gathersday,minding my own business deep in thought of
the information we all crave before investing oursome silly idle brain cell expulsion of energy. When a
precious time into fishy endeavors.In some cases, onvoice rang out," did you hear about my fish?"
line fishing reports can be useful but then we allOutside of the fact, that I was not sure if God had
know how reliable the internet is for accuratefinally answered my prayers and decided to
information.personally have a conversation with me, I knew
Oh yeah--I write columns on the internet. So, I takesomebody was trying to get my attention. I looked
it back. The internet is a wonderful source ofaround and there hanging out the window of his pick
information, take everything you read as gospel.up truck was Jerry.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program...Relieved that I wasn't going to have to grow a long
...Several calls or e-mails to and from guides andbeard and wander the desert while carrying stone
respected fishermen allow for a fairly accuratetablets, I heard Jerry holler at me again.
assessment of water conditions and "bite" of the"Did I tell you about the fish I caught the other day?"
fish.Bait of choice and actual fish count numbers alsoThe fact that he asked me a second time, and was
help us to make decisions as to where and how wewilling to slow the traffic behind him to give me some
chase after our prey.up to the minute report on fishing told me this might
We open our outdoor section in our local daily, andbe big news.
read the report like a want ad, expecting to see a"I caught a twenty-four and a half pound steelhead
report that says: "Hey A.J.--Yeah you--- grab yourup on the North Umpqua."
rod head out to the old military bridge, walk up toI replied in a fashion that certainly would disqualify me
the first riffle upstream and cast to the inside pocket.from any future Mosaic job openings,and of course
There are thirteen steelhead sitting there waiting forasked him--when?
about a half ounce of roe, spit some tobacco juice"This past weekend."
on it for luck and be sure to use about a half ounceI repeated my "first impressions" of HIS luck, and
of weight,let it sink to the bottom and bounce itthen traffic pushed him along and he was out of
lightly. You will feel a slight pause and heavy feelingthere.
on your eight pound test--that's a fish dummy --soNow that is my idea of a fishing report.
lift your rod and start yelling like a little boy."I knew it was accurate, because he added the half
Of course, what we really get is:pound in his report. I had the location, and I had the
Fishing is really picking up in the middle stretches ofapproximate time.It was short and to the point. And
the river, with many catches being reported onfor those of you that are unfamiliar with southern
roe,flies,worms,plugs,herring,small dogs and lures.Oregon steelhead-- that is a huge fish.
Some fishermen are occasionaly picking up fish byAt that point I had just received all the inspiration and
side drifting bait while others are having someinformation one could possibly need to go fishing.
success back bouncing or picking off a few fish fromIn other words, as long as fish are present there is
the banks.The numbers of fish are generally goodalways the chance that I may be the lucky person to
and guides are finding pockets of fish scatteredbe on the other end of that battle with an incredible
throughout the river....fish like that.
For the most part, you can cut and paste that reportIsn't that what it's all about?
and use that as your fishing report for any river.So if you need to check out the fishing report
Except for the small dog part.before heading out for a day or week of fishing-so
That is the problem with fishing reports. They arebe it. But really, if you have the basic knowledge of
useless.knowing where, and how to catch the fish that are
By the time you get the information, everything canpresent in the lake or river system. Just go. You can't
change. Fishing conditions can change hourly, daily,andcatch 'em until you get your line in the water.
even by the minute, so--- to go armed withAnd who knows, maybe it will be you giving the daily
yesterdays news is just waste of time. Just ask"drive by fishing report" in your town.....
anybody who has ever gone to a place with old