| I've never quite answered this question, although I'm | | | | start drinking. And that's precisely what I used to do, |
| definitely leaning towards torture. There is just | | | | and let me tell you something, it made ice fishing fun! |
| something unsettling about standing on a frozen lake | | | | Sitting on the ice, sipping on alcohol, B.S'ing with your |
| cranking an auger like you're drilling to the center of | | | | fishing partner, choking down lung darts (or |
| the earth for a half an hour before the "fishing" can | | | | cigarettes-to the uninitiated), and waiting for a fish to |
| even begin. Then the problem is that you're sweaty | | | | bite. This scenario isn't so bad, in fact it's really a |
| from drilling holes in the ice and the air temperature is | | | | good time. |
| below freezing. These two factors go together like | | | | Now I don't drink anymore. I gave it up for personal |
| oil and water, and the next thing you know you feel | | | | reasons. Hell I figured that I had lived my life for |
| like a human Popsicle, and you're spending the next | | | | twenty years while drinking and hadn't progressed |
| hour trying to warm up. | | | | much. |
| At this point in the ice fishing excursion, it's time to | | | | |