How to catch a Fly

The art of fly catching was just brought to thethrough a swarm of flies and inhaled a large number
attention of the American public by Obama's show ofof them. I was coughing up flies for a long time. And
force in the Oval Office when he killed a fly during athen there was all the stories about flies leaving larva
news interview.in peoples heads and causing sores, gross!
I have had a note on my desk for several monthsIt is hard to believe the things that we become
about doing an article on how to catch a fly, butpreoccupied with. I have always been impressed with
have put it off as being too trivial. But now with allthe person who could nail a bug at ten feet with a
the attention and concern over the killing of bugs, Iknife or rubber band, but again there is always the
believe that it is time everyone found out how tomess to clean up or worse yet the hole in the wall to
properly catch a fly.patch.
I have been catching flies most of my life andSo Obama has the right ideal, but he needs to
releasing them back into the outdoors. Not because Iimprove his technique in order to avoid upsetting
care about the fly but because I don't care for thePeta and getting blood on his hands.
mess they cause when you smash them. Even a flyWhat everyone needs to know about flies:
swatter leaves that bloody mark on the wall!Flies always began their flight by taking off
My dad used to catch flies and use the larva for fishbackwards. Knowing this fact makes it easy to catch
bait. He would place two buckets in the woods, oneor kill flies. Fly swatters should have this information
with scraps of fish remains, tilted at a 45 degreeprinter on the instructions on how to use. If you
angle and the other up right under the lip of the tiltedapproach the fly from the back and about two
bucket. As the maggots would get their fill theyinches high, with your palm open then close your
would climb up the edge of the bucket and drop intohand about one inch before reaching the fly, it will fly
the waiting container. Dad would then collect the fishright into your fist every time. You may wonder if
bait, bag them and place them in the freezer foryou have him, but don't be tempted to look until you
future use. He fished for a living for a while on a lakeare ready to release him.
in Florida, and baited the fish lines with soap, maggotsI have impressed many with my art of catching flies
and anything else catfish loved to eat.and they never believe that you have actually caught
While in the service, I learned the art of catching flies.it until you open your hand and it flies off.
At first I caught them the hard way, out onTo kill a fly, approach the fly with the swatter from
maneuvers in Germany while breathing hard, I ranthe back and you will get him every time.